I cockslap morals
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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