sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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