I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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