no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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