I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Four minutes until I can fart!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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