I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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