I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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