Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I am mentally ready for anal.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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