Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
