My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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