Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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