HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I forget how to act sober
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