My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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