My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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