gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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