Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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