'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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