So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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