Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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