the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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