susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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