Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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