Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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