did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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