It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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