i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Quick, to the slutcave!
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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