Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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