i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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