They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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