they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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