my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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