is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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