Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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