just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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