I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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