i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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