This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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