FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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