I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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