Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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