im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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