Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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