5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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