I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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