You're my little dorito
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
