I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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