Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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