who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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