How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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