did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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