Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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