I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
