Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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