We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize