Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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