I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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